Dear Deady

Dear Woody,

I have been tracking my expenses just like you advise.  Turns out, I spend way too much on junk food.  I just can't help it!  After a long day at work, I like to unwind in front of the television and graze.  Don't tell me to stop buying snacks.  I try, but I can only shop right after work and that is when I am most vulnerable.  Help!

- Couch Potato Chips

"How Much Do I Need?"

About a year ago, the whole family was in the car, rushing out of the house one morning.  Our first stop was Sprout's preschool.  As we were running late, Rooty had asked Fern to help Sprout put on his socks.  Fern tried, but then complained.
 

Fern: He won't let me.

Rooty: What do you mean?

Fern: Instead of giving me his feet, he's hiding them from me.

Rooty: Sprout, you can help, too, you know.

Sprout: No, I can't.

Rooty: What do you mean?

Sprout: Fern already has his shoes and socks on.