A couple of years ago, Sprout was finishing up breakfast. He was deep in thought.
Sprout: Poppa, why do women wear makeup?
Deadwood: Well, they are trying to make themselves look prettier.
Sprout: Poppa, men don't wear make up.
Deadwood: That's right.
Sprout: So women are uglier than men?
I had to think about that one.
Deadwood: Well, I've heard worse logic than that...
