Monday, April 27, 2015

Stuff Management


It isn't easy living with a wannabe minimalist, even for someone who has similar values. Just ask my wife, Rooty.  Last February, I turned 50 and Rooty wanted to buy me something nice to mark the occasion.  But I couldn't think of anything I wanted, much less needed.

"What about an iPad?  I could have it engraved on the back."
"Mmmm...no.  I really don't think I would use it much."
"A flat screen t.v.?"
"Maybe when our current t.v. blows its tube."
"A new desk?"

"I've been using my desk since I was four.  Why would I want a new one now?"
"Oh, I don't know, maybe because it's a child's desk and you barely fit?!"

"It keeps me svelte."



Monday, April 13, 2015

Cars

I was bringing Fern to soccer practice last fall when he asked me about driving.

Fern:  Do you ever just want to step all the way down on the gas?

Deadwood:  No.  Of course not( ! )

Fern:  Awwww, I'll never get to drive.