Monday, October 6, 2014

Dear Woody


Dear Woody,

I am intrigued by the recently announced split of an industry icon.  I was genuinely surprised, given all the years it was held together, not to mention the commitment that was countlessly reinforced with the press.  What is your take on all of this?

- Dazed and Confused

 
Dear Dazed and Confused,

It may seem surprising at first blush, but this has been in the making for many years.  Yes, the divorce is now official, but Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony actually separated way back in 2011.

While the two valiantly tried to hold their relationship together early on, their collaboration didn't really make much sense to anyone.  They dabbled in acting, writing, producing and even design, but they never achieved much beyond their initial, core music success.  And even there, they had little to no synergy, despite the promise.

For instance, they released the duet "Escapémonos" in 2004, but it was barely noticed.  This was, in part, due to the fact that Marc's fans are Latin music listeners while J Lo's followers are pop music lovers.  In other words, they confused their vastly different audiences.  In latter years, Marc and J Lo seemed to instinctively understand this, and didn't even bother to look for opportunities to collaborate.

In the end, it is probably best that the two part company so they can each try to reinvigorate their independent careers.  Note, however, that even with the split, some critics still believe that neither is likely to return to the glory of their early years; the entertainment industry has evolved without them, and recent attempts to reconnect with their audiences have been embarrassing at best.
Let us hope the naysayers are wrong and Marc's and J Lo's misguided releases are a thing of the past.  (I mean, come on.  I Luh Ya Papi?  Really?!)
As always, the split will be hardest on the kids.


-Woody


 

10 comments:

  1. While the split may be hard for the kids, there is a simmering of misguided hope. A penchant for yesteryear. Will disappointment render it's ugly head or will hope spring eternal? Staying tuned to find out......

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  2. It took me several days before I realized what this was really referring to (and I am not even 100% sure I am right). But I take solace in the likelihood there are many readers out there even more unsure than I am.

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    1. Indeed, this post was for a very select subset of my readers. Specifically, my former co-workers. For some reason, they are all way into J Lo.

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    2. I just hope the new companies continue to make their delicious brown sauce (or is that a Canadian-only thing; I can't remember if you guys have that down there).

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    3. Oh, okay, so that's how it's gonna be? Yeah, okay. Okay.

      The brown sauce is pretty much a Canadian only thing. You know, like curling, loonies and missing teeth.

      http://sookiepark.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tumblr_m5weqq9tce1rwb1jgo1_500.jpg

      https://whatsupyasieve.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/keith-teeth.jpg

      http://sports-kings.com/aroundtherink/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Sean-Couturier.jpg

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    4. 2 of the 3 guys you listed there are American. LOL! I won't go into the statistical implications of that.

      For your future use in any articles on the corn on the cob eating challenged, Canada's greatest example of a need for dentures was probably Bobby Clarke : http://faceoffviolation.com/broadstreetbanter/wp-content/uploads/sites/21/2013/08/bobby-clarke-2.jpg

      This is approaching your most-commented article ever. Well done.

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    5. Canadian [kuh-ney-dee-uh n]

      noun
      1. an American who plays hockey

      usage: That toothless man is Canadian, eh?

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  3. Awesome - a new record for comments.

    Happy (Canadian) Thanksgiving/ Columbus/ Indigenous People's Day Deadwood!

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    1. Thanks, man! And for the record, I have nothing against Canada. In fact, I've often contemplated leaving the U.S. and moving there. I don't, however, because if I did, I would lower the average IQ of both countries.

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